I thought this red candle was my cranberry juice so I took a huge swig of candle wax
oh god are you okay
it tastes like if flowers had asses
if i was famous i would just knock on peoples doors and be like hello yes its me
After a lot of rain here in FL these baby frogs appeared. They eerily all faced the same direction.
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doing the dishes and a piece of food touches your hand and you’re like